Tesla’s new flying car officially named ‘Shitty Shitty Bang Bang

“A lot of people are asking me how the car is able to fly so well. Well, the answer is we were able to strip a lot of the weight out. Obviously, the people driving these things won’t have any friends, so they only need one seat. Well, I suppose they might have friends. I’m just speaking from personal experience, that’s all.

“And not to worry, I promise the Shitty Shitty Bang Bang won’t explode like my SpaceX rockets. But just in case, maybe take out some life insurance. It’s better to be safe than sorry

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